I know that parents like to take a lot of pictures of their kids, so I thought I should toss in a few poses. Without the poses, all the pictures would look the same. The problem is that I am sleeping for most of the day. So, I’m doing my best to pose in my sleep.
“No photos, please” 
“Jus’ chillin’!” 
“Throw your hands in the air, Â
and wave ‘em like you just don’t care“
“I swear”