I have not quite mastered putting myself to sleep. Wait, okay, let me be honest. I’m not even close to being able to put myself to sleep. I don’t know how grownups do it. What do you do? Just lie down, close your eyes and go to sleep? How? It just doesn’t work for me. I can kind of get close. Sometimes when I’m lying down I feel drowsy…
and then when I’m about to drift off to slumber land I kick violently to try and put myself to sleep.
But no matter how hard and how violently I kick, I just can’t seem to fall asleep. What am I doing wrong?
Daddy: That.