Fart attack

Mommy and Daddy were putting me down for bed and we were chatting as usual. Then I got up and sat on Mommy’s tummy and announced, “fart”. Then I farted on her. It was a surprise fart attack. Mommy and Daddy were very surprised and burst out laughing. After a moment I then announced, “smelly”. Mommy and Daddy are wondering where I learned that but I didn’t learn it anywhere, it is a Mason original.