Baby Plus

I’m the larger model of a regular baby. I am a Baby Plus. And I’m still steadily getting bigger and bigger. I can confidently say that I am now off the charts. I am beyond the 98th percentile for a 3-month-old baby. Most baby growth charts have the upper end of baby weight at about 7.5 kg. As you can see I am 8.36 kg. Sure, I’m wearing clothes, but Daddy weight my clothes and they are only about 160 g. So that means that I’m still 8.2 kg (18 lbs.), well above the upper end of 7.5 kg for a 3-month-old baby. That’s more than nine 2-lbs bags of flour. That’s more than two gallon-containers of milk. And remember, I don’t come with a handle. And I can squirm. Do you feel sorry for Mommy and Daddy’s arms? Well, I do. Poor things. On the plus side, I am a solid built baby. They don’t have to baby this baby. I’m not a fragile little thing.

Can you believe that this is all from breast milk? What’s going to happen when I start on solid foods? Yikes!