Around my little finger

Check out that smirk. Yep, that’s a baby in the know. What I good life. I got this folks wrapped around my little finger. Speaking of fingers, I don’t have to lift a finger at home. Mommy and Daddy see to my every need. I’ve got them so well trained that I don’t have to cry wildly and endlessly anymore. I just kind of caw at them. “Wah” for “I’m uncomfortable and need to be burped or changed”, “Aeh, Aeh, Aeh” for “I’m hungry”, and “Augh-ah” for “Someone pick me up!” My language changes from time to time but Mommy and Daddy still seem to get it. They can read my moods and needs really well. The result us that I have far fewer crying fits. Very few in fact. I even sleep pretty well at night in my crib in 3-hour intervals. I’ve got a nice routine going. Like I said, I’ve got them wrapped around my little finger.