I don’t like to brag, but did I mention that I participated in the long jump at the Tokyo Olympics? It probably wasn’t televised because it is a fairly unknown division of under 4-month-old athletes. I did pretty well. I didn’t beat my all-time record, but I did have the best results in my class. Not bad for a baby with no shoes and competing in his diapers.
On a completely separate note, here are some pictures of me getting my diaper changed. Remember, they are totally unrelated and have absolutely nothing to do with the picture above.
