I claim this couch as my own! Even though I am the smallest and youngest member of this household, I deem that this couch is now and shall forever be mine! Since, from what I gather, this household seems to revolve around me.
I am the commander of this couch and I can do whatever I want.
What’s this? Safety precautions? I don’t need this cushion for support. I’m fully capable to sitting on my own! Off with this supportive device! I need no help!
Um…..a little help here. Anyone?
*No Masons were harmed during this blog post. All Masons were carefully monitored and safety measures were in place.