Chew toy

I really like my chew toy. I know it sounds like a pet product, but I don’t know what else to call it. It’s not a teething ring and it’s not quite a rattle, even though it does rattle a little bit. I think “chew toy” is the best description.

Even though I like it a lot, I get frustrated by the fact that it isn’t food. Sure, it satisfies my itching gums when I’m teething, but it does nothing for my hunger. Oh well, nothing I can do about it but to just keep chewing.