I am Mason, Dinosaur Hunter! I have successfully vanquished my first dinosaur, the terrifying tyrannosaurus rex. No dinosaur is a match for me, the mighty dinosaur hunter. Dinosaurs, be afraid, be very afraid! You are my sworn enemies! Muwahahaha!
Actually, I quite like dinosaurs. This balloon dinosaur was my play buddy for a while. This is all a big misunderstanding. It was an accident. I was just playing with him and then he popped. An honest mistake. Well, at least at the beginning. After he popped I kept playing with him and then his head ripped off. Oops. Maybe I am a dinosaur hunter.
