I have big plans for when I grow up. Recently I have been making statements like, “When Mason get more big and more big, Mason drink coffee.” I’ve been making statements about all kinds of things that I know I’m too young to do right now. Things that I plan to drink when I get bigger: coffee, beer, Coca-Cola, protein shakes.
Things that I plan to do when I grow up: “When Mason get more big and more big, Mason cut and cut and use fire.” I’m saying that I want to cook in the kitchen using knives and the stove. There are variations where I say that I want to use the frying pan, microwave, toaster, and rice cooker.
And of course, I have been making statements about how I’m going to drive when I get bigger. I think that is a given at this point.