Author name: Mason Shoma

For some reason I felt very photogenic today and was doing all kinds of cute poses. So we took a few pictures. Don’t worry, I’m not naked. I still have my diaper on.

We had a great time playing at the park! We played on the rockers, we went down the slide, and we played with bubbles. It was a lot of fun, but it started out with me being unreasonable and a little bit mean. Mommy was watching Daddy and I play on the see-saw and for some reason I

Just reviewing some traffic signs. I have to be ready for when I get my drivers license. No better time to start studying than the present.

Daddy and I play a lot and hangout a lot. So naturally we have a lot of inside jokes and a certain way to do things. Daddy was trying to get me to stop being bossy and just telling people to “Stop.” He said, he will understand if I want him to stop singing a

Daddy was doing some Christmas shopping online and came across a Christmas poop that sings. I thought it was hilarious! I insisted on watching it over and over again. Poop is so funny!

I like eggs. Eggs of all kinds. I like hard boiled eggs and have been getting pretty good at peeling them.

Today we went on a short walk because it was a bit cold and we didn’t want to stay out too long. It was nice to get some fresh air.

While getting ready for bath, Daddy undresses me and then uses the garments to make creative hats for me. I really enjoy it and usually insist on showing it off to Mommy. She gets a kick out of it.

We went to the park today and we all played on the slide. I love the slide, but I had to get used to the fact that there were other kids who wanted to slide as well. When my teacher reminded me that we had to take turns I was quick to agree, “Yes, take turns.”

I understand that parents like to take a lot of pictures and videos of their kids but I sometimes just want it to stop. Tonight I had to tell Mommy, “Don’t. I don’t like it. Stop.”

Apparently I hold hands when I sleep. Some of the time I look for Mommy’s hand to hold but sometimes I think it starts from Mommy. In either case, the result is a nice restful sleep and a happy morning!

I got up earlier than usual today and had much more time to play with my toy cars. Here I am all fed, washed up and dressed, ready to go to school with more than half an hour to spare.

I just have to show off the shirt hats that Daddy makes for me when undressing for bath time. I say, “show Mommy” and then run out to show Mommy the most recent trends in shirt hat fashion.

Today after running around at the park, I went in search of some acorns. I found some and was so proud of them. But when my teacher came by and asked to see them I said, “No, my acorns.” She is used to my outbursts and let it go. Later I felt bad about that so when a classmate

I like all things cars, so I’ve been reading a traffic signs book at school and borrowing it to read at home. I’m so fascinated by the signs. I’m able to recite most of the signs meanings now that I’ve read the book several times now.

We ran out of hummus, so I ate my vegetable sticks with mayonnaise. It was okay, but I much prefer hummus. What two and a half year old eats hummus? Well, this one.